Before you proceed to throw yourself out of the nearest window, please know that everything will be okay. Deadmau5 was right, the Mayans did in fact predict this as well.
It looks like the rumors were indeed true, and Paris Hilton will begin her ‘Foam & Diamonds’ residency at Amnesia Nightclub in Ibiza starting Wednesday July 31st.
If you’re still there, it gets worse. Along with Paris hosting a month-long residency at the club, she will also be showcasing her line of handbags & accessories at a kiosk within the nightclub.
We’re predicting Afrojack will make an appearance as her special guest at some point. What do you think?